Camerband

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Camerband

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David Cameron / Ed Miliband
Names Camerband, Camili
Description The love they must conceal

The Prime Minister and his Leader of the Opposition.

History[edit | edit source]

David Cameron and Ed Miliband face each other over the despatch box at least once a week and slag each other off almost daily. In fact, it is Ed's job to be as unkind about David as possible, since he is after his job, but there is reason to believe that they are nicer about each other in private. They meet every so often to discuss big important issues such as the Arab Spring and the hacking scandal and their mutual enthusiasm for these meetings gives the impression that there may be more to them than just talking.

Support[edit | edit source]

Thanks to public events which throw these two together without separating them by a massive table and a mace, there is photographic evidence of their lust.

Mingling at the Royal Wedding
Enjoying each other's company at the State Opening of Parliament
All the eyesex is too much for Nick.

Fanon[edit | edit source]