Hillary Clinton

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Hillary Clinton was the US Secretary of State. This position basically meant that she was second in command of the entire US of A, because Joe Biden is hilarious and wonderful but Hillary was just a little bit more competent (and much less likely to make a gaffe every time she spoke - love you, Joe).

Her shipping powers are second only to the Queen's. She's also married to former President Bill Clinton.

Basically, all you need to know is that she's awesome in all ways. And lost the 2016 Presidential Race to a racist Cheeto.

There's a wonderful tumblr page, Texts from Hillary Clinton, set up to celebrate her awesomeness. It's not updating any longer but you can read all of the old entries. She even contributed one herself (not the one below).

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