We're Useless

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"We're Useless" is a song from Spitting Image. It was recorded for the 1987 election special, and is sung Neil, Roy and Denis Healey. In the song, the Labour Party sing about how terrible they are and how badly they are going to lose the election, repeating that they are "hopeless", "useless", "appalling" and "piss poor" while dancing in front of backgrounds of rubbish bins and toilets.

Rumours that the current Opposition are planning a reprise remain unsubstantiated.