Drinking Game

A strategy developed by the fandom for getting through PMQs, the Budget, Commons debates, Question Time, etc with one's sanity intact.

(WARNING: May cause liver failure!)

Drink whenever the following are mentioned / take place:

1. Liam Byrne's note
2. Greece
3. "Thirteen years!"
4. "The mess left by the party opposite"
5. "No apology from _"
6. "Long term economic plan"
7. "Out of touch Prime Minister/Government/Tory Party"
8. "Cost of living crisis"
9. "Up and down the country"
10. "I recently met a _ in _"
11. "The Other Place"
12. "We're all in this together"
13. "Tough but fair"
14. "Broken Britain"
15. References to the Coalition as a marriage
16. References to the EU as the Third Reich/The Soviet Union/an eldritch tentacled monstrosity
17. Clegg blocking
18. Bercow smacks someone down
19. Michael Gove chunters
20. Chris Bryant chunters
21. Ed Balls makes a hand gesture
22. Nutvies look up at each other adoringly
23. Tom Blenkinsopp is spotted lurking
24. BONE is spotted
25. Finish your drink when Jack Straw or Simon Hughes starts speaking (you'll need it!)