Prime Minister's Questions

Nick Clegg is more interested in the Prime Minister's arse than his answers.

Prime Minister's Questions (commonly known as PMQs) is one of the highlights of the lolitical week, and subject to a weekly party post on the comm. To participate, turn on BBC Parliament (BBC Parliament on iPlayer) or Parliament's own livestream for coverage of the House of Commons and proceed to type your thoughts about ties.

Common Features

2010-2015 Parliament

• Nicky looking at DCam's arse
• (Rather more frequently) Nicky looking sad
• PETER BONE putting the frighteners on his fellow MPs and sexually harassing the Prime Minister
• John Bercow's smackdowns
• DCam leaning seductively on the Dispatch Box
• Theresa May's death stare
• Clegg Blocking
• George watching invisible fairies
• Hundreds of voices saying 'RARRRRRRR'
• Ed Balls making hand gestures
• Twinned expressions of incredulity from the Eds
• Harriet Harman's interesting taste in patterns
• Dennis Skinner shouting
• Julian Huppert being booed by everyone
• Simon Hughes and Jack Straw droning on and on and on
• The phrases "Out of touch government" and "Long-term economic plan"
• Loliticians trying to keep up with the high level of debate (and often succeeding, but more often distracted by sexy accents)

2015-2017 Parliament

• New Labour MPs glaring at their leader Jeremy Corbyn when they think the camera isn't on them
• George Osborne looking spaced out
• Jeremy Corbyn being calm and reasonable and/or emulating a substitute Geography Teacher
• Tory MPs reacting to Jeremy Corbyn as they did to their substitute Geography Teacher
• SNP MPs trolling everyone and bringing up a second referendum in completely unrelated questions
• David Cameron losing his cool and yelling at the SNP in response
• David Cameron's vague implications that Jeremy Corbyn is a threat to national security
• John Bercow smacking everyone down because he doesn't give a fuck anymore
• Nick Clegg looking sad from the opposition benches
• Lots and lots of trolly questions about Europe
• Everyone looking at their watches and wondering why PMQs has been going on for 40 minutes when it's meant to be half an hour tops
• Everyone falling sleep because Theresa May vs Jeremy Corbyn is more boring than anyone could have ever predicted

Warning

Frequent exposure may lead to brain expansion/interest in RL politics/srs bsns and a hatred of Jack Straw.

For more info, go to Hansard for transcripts or YouTube for amusing clips of lolitical put-downs (eg. DCam telling GBro that Shakira will not be calling. Or, if you're DCam, ShakAAAARAh. (link).