Ronald Reagan
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The 40th president of the Ünited States of Amerika, Ronald "The Gipper" Reagan was just a run-of-the-mill regular famous-actor-kind-of-guy with dreams of finding that dratted Russian bear that keeps breaking his backyard fence and eating his magnolias.
A bit over-obsessive when it came to the Soviet Bear metaphor, Ronald "Fat Little Dutchman" Reagan frequently struck fear into the hearts of his enemies' voters by giving them the picture of a scary bear ready to eat them, or split the honey between its friends and everyone equally, as long as they all contribute an equal amount of work into finding said honey. Also, totalitarianism.
