Burnballs

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Burnballs

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Andy Burnham / Ed Balls
Name Burnballs
Description Football, booze and punching Tories

The Shadow Cabinet bromance.

History[edit | edit source]

Support[edit | edit source]

Ed and Andy love, and I mean love proving their blokey manliness. This is usually achieved by playing football (soccer for our North American friends) in a completely non-slashy manner.

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They are also known to be photographed playing on children's playground equipment:

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Andy is the only member of the Shadow Cabinet who can get any spending commitments out of tightfisted Ed Balls. Draw your own conclusions.

Fanon[edit | edit source]

In the Media[edit | edit source]

Somewhat surprisingly, considering the existence of copious photographs hinting at their epic and amazing love, there is little shipping of Burnballs in the mainstream press.

The Meme[edit | edit source]