Burnballs
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Andy Burnham / Ed Balls | |
Name | Burnballs |
Description | Football, booze and punching Tories |
The Shadow Cabinet bromance.
History[edit | edit source]
Support[edit | edit source]
Ed and Andy love, and I mean love proving their blokey manliness. This is usually achieved by playing football (soccer for our North American friends) in a completely non-slashy manner.
They are also known to be photographed playing on children's playground equipment:
Andy is the only member of the Shadow Cabinet who can get any spending commitments out of tightfisted Ed Balls. Draw your own conclusions.
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In the Media[edit | edit source]
Somewhat surprisingly, considering the existence of copious photographs hinting at their epic and amazing love, there is little shipping of Burnballs in the mainstream press.