John Major

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John Major

John Major.Portrait.jpg

Name John Roy Major (born 29 March, 1943)
Nicknames The Grey Man (the media), Majus (fandom)
Politics
Party Conservative
Constituency Huntingdonshire (1979-1983)
Huntingdon (1983-2001)
Positions • Prime Minister (1990-1997)
• Chancellor of the Exchequer (1989-1990)
• Foreign Secretary (1989)
• Chief Secretary to the Treasury (1987-1989)
Likes cricket
Dislikes Eurosceptic plots
Friends Michael Heseltine, Ken Clarke
Enemies John Redwood, Norman Lamont
Relationships
Partners Jean Kierans (1963-1968)
Norma Major (married since 1970)
Edwina Currie (affair, 1984-1988)
Children James, Elizabeth
Personal Attributes
Nationality English
Religion Anglican
Sexuality Straight
Height 5' 11"
Eye Colour Brown
Handedness Right
Accent South London

The man who ran away from the circus to become an accountant. ~ Linda Smith

Conservative Prime Minister from 1990 to 1997, best known for his big glasses, boring manner, and alleged predilection for peas.

Life and Career[edit | edit source]

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Pre-political Career[edit | edit source]

Early Political Career[edit | edit source]

Parliamentary Career[edit | edit source]

Full List of Appointments
• Assistant Whip (1983-1985)
• Under-Secretary of state for Social Security (1985-1986)
• Minister of State for Social Security (1986-1987)
• Chief Secretary to the Treasury (1987-1989)
• Foreign Secretary (1989)
• Chancellor of the Exchequer (1989-1990)
• Prime Minister (1990-1997)
• Leader of the Opposition (1997)

Personal Life[edit | edit source]

At one point in the 1990s, the family owned a hamster named Psycho.

Sexuality/Appearance/Ideology[edit | edit source]

Portrayal[edit | edit source]

In the Media[edit | edit source]

How do the newspapers and political commentators usually portray them?

In Culture[edit | edit source]

Spitting Image helped solidify, if not to create, the image of John Major as a grey, dull, relentlessly boring man. The greyness of his image became more literal as the years went on, with later Major puppets on the show actually having grey skin.

Major was also one of the prime ministers to appear opposite the Queen in Peter Morgan's play, The Audience, functioning as a semi-comic, semi-tragic figure.

In Fanon[edit | edit source]

John Major is primarily infamous in the fandom for having given the world the Cones Hotline, a creation so useless its fame was destined to soon eclipse that of its creator. His oversized glasses and odd face have tended to make photos of Major good fodder for reaction images. Recently in the Tumblr branch of fandom, traffic cone worship has risen from relative obscurity into something resembling a religion, with the holy deity Majus presiding over his faithful flock.

Meme[edit | edit source]

John Major has not made too many appearances on the meme. When he does turn up in fic, he is generally accompanied by various Tory cabinet members of the 1980s/1990s.

Prominent Portrayals in AUs[edit | edit source]

Outside of a brief incident where snake!Peter Mandelson attempted to eat him, John Major has made no notable appearances in any AU.