Margaret Thatcher

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Margaret Thatcher

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Name Margaret Hilda Thatcher, née Roberts (13 October, 1925- 8 April, 2013)
Nicknames Maggie (the media, people who didn't actually know her), Mother (Conservative staffers), Maggie Thatcher Milk Snatcher (schoolchildren), The Iron Lady (everyone)
Politics
Party Conservative
Constituency Finchley (1959 – 1992)
Positions • Prime Minister (4 May, 1979 – 28 November, 1990)
• Leader of the Opposition (11 February, 1975 – 28 November, 1990)
• Secretary of State for Education and Science (20 June, 1970 – 4 March, 1974)
Likes Friedrich Hayek, unfettered capitalism, privatising things
Dislikes Communism, socialism, taxes, the welfare state, nationalised industries, miners, the European Union
Friends Keith Joseph, Norman Tebbit, Willie Whitelaw, Ronald Reagan, Augusto Pinochet, investment bankers
Enemies Michael Heseltine, Geoffrey Howe, the Labour Party, Arthur Scargill, miners, most of Northern England, Scots, the Welsh, Irish nationalists, the IRA, the Soviet Union, poor people, sick people, young people, old people, black people, LGBT people
Relationships
Partners Denis Thatcher (1951–2003)
Children Carol (1953), Mark (1953)
Personal Attributes
Nationality English
Religion Church of England (1951–2013)
Methodist (1925–1951)
Sexuality Straight
Height 5' 5"
Eye Colour Blue
Handedness Right
Accent Received Pronunciation
Languages Some French

This is what we believe!''~ Margaret Thatcher, slapping a copy of Friedrich Hayek's "The Constitution of Liberty" down on the Cabinet table

British Prime Minister 1979-1990. Possibly undead. At any rate statues and paintings in her image keep springing up like tiny mushrooms on a very old slice of pizza, to the horror of left-wingers everywhere. Much like Marmite, you either love her or hate her, but we doubt Thatcher actually tastes of tangy yeast product, and don't want to know what her actual flavour is. "Miner's Tears", probably.

Worse still, a young Thatcher was a part of a team of chemists who developed soft-serve ice cream. This has ruined many childhood memories of delicious 99p flakes. Along with certain nefarious milk-snatching activities under Ted Heath's government, will her dairy-related terror ever end?

Every Prime Minister gets the opportunity to add books to the Cabinet book collection. Thatcher is the only known PM to add their own books.

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Full List of Appointments
• Parliamentary Undersecretary to the Minister for Pensions) (9 October, 1961 – 16 October, 1964)
• Shadow Secretary of State for Education and Science (10 January, 1967 – 20 June, 1970)
• Secretary of State for Education and Science (20 June, 1970 – 4 March, 1974)
• Shadow Secretary of State for the Environment (5 March, 1974 – 11 February, 1975)
• Leader of the Conservative Party (11 February, 1975 – 28 November, 1990)
• Leader of the Opposition (11 February, 1975 – 4 May, 1979)
• Prime Minister (4 May, 1979 – 28 November, 1990)

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