Vladimir Putin

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You will never see daylight again.

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Known worldwide as "Big Vladdy", "Bad Vlad", and "Scary as Fuck", Vladimir Putin is the current Prime Gargoyle of the Russian Federation.

Vladimir Putin comes from a long career of glaring ominously, communism, witchcraft, and the occasional throat-slitting; all part of his KGB "desk job".

Criticism of Putin has been proven fatal as a new disease, named after Vladimir himself, has arisen among Moscow journalists. "Putinitis" has claimed several victims, and can travel through any means of communication, from speech to the internet. If you have ever said or written a message containing the words "Chechnya" and "policy", then you may need to be tested.

I have a cup this big. I will put your organs in it... ...It will keep them safe until we can dispose of them.

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