CCTV

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The Job Every Fan Wants

Clameron Cock-Block Television (CCTV) remains the bane of many a ficcer's life. Whitehall contains the highest concentration of CCTV cameras in the UK, thus precluding hot desk action. This fact has resulted in a number of different approaches, ranging from out-right denial of their existence, to powerful UST conversations.

Fortunately, there is a rumour that Danny Alexander can hack into the system and upload innocent debating scenes. Of course like all politicians he has his price, so it is recommended that anyone wishing to take advantage of this skill has some dirt to threaten him with, should the need arise. Unfortunately, he is unconvinced by threats to reveal his physical similarity to Beaker from the Muppets to the papers, so wily loliticians will have to dig deeper than that.