Rory Stewart

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Rory Stewart

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Name Roderick 'Rory' James Nugent Stewart (born 3 January 1973)
Politics
Party Conservative
Constituency Penrith and The Border
Positions • Chair of the Defence Select Committee (2014-May 2015)
• Parliamentary Under Secretary of State at DEFRA (May 2015-present)
Likes Writing books, traveling, foreign countries
Dislikes His constituents
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Relationships
Partners Shoshana Clark
Personal Attributes
Nationality ?
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Sexuality Straight
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Eye Colour Brown
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Languages French, Persian (Dari), Indonesian, Latin, Greek, Russian, Chinese, Serbo-Croat, Urdu, and Nepali
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He dabbles in 10 languages, outdoing the Cleggster by a Germany-England penalty score gap, has walked for two years from Pakistan to Nepal covering 6000 miles, is only 37 yet is being pimped as a possible future PM, taught Princes Harry & Baldy in the summer hols, while a student at Oxford, Brad Pitt wants to make a film about his life, has written books... Basically, if DCam ever gets into trouble overseas and Nick is "occupied" and unable to be deployed, there's always the possibility of sending this man to swashbuckle his way to saving Cammy.

Once called his constituents "primitive" and said they do things like going around "holding up their trousers with bits of twine".[1]

His posh!voice lectures on antiquities can be seen here (part 1 of 6).

Stewart of Arabia

Life and Career[edit | edit source]

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Born in Hong Kong, raised in Malaysia and Scotland and educated at the Dragon School and Eton College. Studied History and PPE at Balliol College, University of Oxford.

Early Political Career[edit | edit source]

He joined the diplomatic services after graduation and served in the British Embassy in Indonesia from 1997 to 1999, working on issues related to East Timor independence, and as the British Representative to Montenegro in the wake of the Kosovo campaign. He then took some time off politics to travel and write about his travels.

Parliamentary Career[edit | edit source]

Rory served as the Chairman of the Defence Committee in the final years of the 2010-2015 Parliament, and impressed both Parliament and fandom by being about 400 times more intelligent than anyone else in the Chamber during foreign policies debates.

Most likely to shut him up, David Cameron made him a DEFRA minister at the beginning of the 2015 Parliament.

Full List of Appointments
• Chair of the Defence Select Committee (14 May 2014-12 May 2015)
• Parliamentary Under Secretary of State at DEFRA (May 2015-present)

Personal Life[edit | edit source]

Married with a young child.

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Generally seen as "Lawrence of Arabia"-esque character by his fans and as a pompous, arrogant twat by his critics.

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